Nice to meet you!
Introductions are awkward, aren’t they? I’d start off with all the general information you’re expected to say when meeting a stranger, but I’ll leave that for the “About B.” section. I was toying with the idea of finding some random questions to answer when a brilliant thought danced through my mind – Inside the Actors Studio! I’ve always wanted to be a part of that show despite having no desire or talent to act because I’d get to answer the Pivot Questionnaire. I have now found my chance so I’m taking it! Yee!
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
Faggot or fag.
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
Sounds of storms: pounding rain on the roof, wind blowing through trees, thunder roaring.
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
Thundercunt. Shit comes in close second. It makes me think of the opening police chase from Goonies (favorite movie) when Chunk spills his shake “Aw, shiet!”
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A chef. I’d love to go through culinary school if I had the extra time/money.
What profession other than your own would you not like to do?
A surgeon or a surgeon’s nurse. I cannot take the sight of blood and innards.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Let’s go again.”
Please feel free to leave your own answers. The questions may be simple but I always enjoy hearing others responses.